July 28, 2008

  • the dirty on the poopy situation

    gab pooped


    So if you are one of my friends on facebook you’ll know that we have been having issues with Wee Blonde Child going pooh in the toilet and not her pants.  As it started a few months ago, while we were still in Ireland we weren’t sure if it had to do with the massive changes of moving to another country or was it a medical condition?  It also started when the weather got really good in Ireland and the children were outside playing all the time and WBC just maybe thought she would miss something, so why go inside to use the toilet when you can go in your pants?!?!  Accept Mummy gets really angry and is not so nice to live with after this happens with regularity.


    Then we made the move, got to our new home and over the course of everything Wee Blonde Child’s bowels seemed to have settled down and we got back to “regularity” until week before last.  IT started again.  Then my sister visited and as she has … exponential … experience in this area (her son can’t go regularly with out the aid of mineral oil, or excessive fiber in his diet ~ and a legit medical condition).  Well after they left to go home ~ finally! (see here) WBC ended up to be made to sit on the toilet until she “let the poo come out”  I won’t go in to detail of the whole scenario, but there was so much stuff in the toilet that I am amazed that it not only fit in her little body, but that she was not physically ill from it all!  I thought we had it sorted out, then it started all over again at the end of the same week. 


    BUT I think I may have gotten WBC card marked.  It is gonna turn out that I will have to physically tie her to the toilet to make her go poop in the toilet and not her new auntie-so-graciously-bought-me-so-I’ll-not-dirty-my-pants panites.  So from now on that will have to be my tactic.  And if that doesn’t work?  Well do the words “free to a good home” ring a bell?? 


     

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